This falls squarely under the category “What were they thinking?”
I mean, really. I can’t imagine any sane woman buying this dress and expecting not to have to constantly, um, *refocus* the conversation. Or feeling comfortable wearing it any place where she might possibly encounter fourteen-year-old boys.
Of course, if you were of the right cup size to wear this dress sans support, you might enjoy a little bit of optical reinforcement. Maybe. Perhaps. It’s a thought.
Aw, hell, who are we kidding? This dress is a train wreck. One caused by the engineer taking his eyes from the track, actually.
The topper, of course, is that the slightly darker image on her right side looks like a third nipple. (Hey! You were thinking it too! Or if you weren’t, you are now.)
If you would like to buy this dress (perhaps to film yourself wearing it and the reactions of those around you, as an interesting documentary topic), it’s at Nordstroms. It’s by Tocca (who should know Better), and is $319. (As usual, click on the image to visit the catalog page.)
[Thanks to Dianne for the link!]
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